Bob es egresado de Yale, se considera un genio, es republicano y un presuntuoso refinado.

 

Comenzó su carrera como ayudante en el programa de televisión de Krusty el payaso, pero se cansó de los abusos de Krusty e intentó culparlo de asalto a mano armada en Krusty Gets Busted. Sin embargo, el plan de Bob fue frustrado por Bart Simpson y fue enviado a prisión.

 

Con su verdadera personalidad revelada, Bob asumió el papel de genio criminal en la serie. En los episodios que lo tienen como protagonista, Bob escapa de prisión y desarrolla un plan de venganza que es evitado por Bart y Lisa.

 

Frecuentemente tales planes incluyen intentos de asesinato, generalmente contra Bart o Krusty.

 

Bob realizó su segunda aparición importante en Black Widower, de la tercera temporada; Hasta 2008 Bob ha protagonizado once episodios, siendo el último The Bob Next Door, emitido durante la vigesimoprimera temporada.

 

Además de su papel recurrente en la serie, Bob ha aparecido en otros productos de Los Simpson, incluyendo los cómics de la serie, un cameo en el videojuego de 2007 The Simpsons Game y un papel como el principal antagonista en The Simpsons Ride.

 

El amoroso Bob Patiño asesinará a Bart Simpson en un episodio especial de “La Casita del Horror”. Mucho psico el viejo Bob Patiño, no me imagino la alegría después de casi 25 años bajarse a la caspa de Bart.

 

Bob finally kill Bart Simpson si, Die bart die. La Casita del Horror XVI por fin Bob Patiño lograra su cometido de toda la vida, asesinarlo. Y no una ni dos, se ha inventado una máquina para revivirlo, así que instintos homicidas asesinando.

 

"The Telltale Head" is the eighth episode of The Simpsons' first season, and it originally aired February 25, 1990.

 

It was written by Al Jean, Mike Reiss, Sam Simon and Matt Groening, and directed by Rich Moore. In the episode, Bart cuts the head off the statue of Jebediah Springfield in the center of town to impress Jimbo, Kearney and Dolph, three older kids he admires.

 

The town's residents, including the three boys, are horrified and Bart regrets his actions. After telling his family, Homer and Bart head to the center of town, where they are met by an angry mob. After Bart tells the mob he has made a mistake, the townspeople forgive Bart and he places the head back on the statue.

The episode's title is a reference to the short story "The Tell-Tale Heart" by Edgar Allan Poe.

 

Robert Underdunk Terwilliger, better known by his stage name Sideshow Bob, is a recurring character in the animated television series The Simpsons. He is voiced by Kelsey Grammer and first appeared briefly in the episode "The Telltale Head".

 

Bob is a self-proclaimed genius who attended Yale, a member of the Republican Party, and a champion of high culture. He began his career as a sidekick on Krusty the Clown's television show, but after enduring constant abuse, he attempted to frame his employer for armed robbery in "Krusty Gets Busted". The plan was foiled by Bart Simpson, and Sideshow Bob was sent to prison. Bob made his second major appearance in season three's "Black Widower"; the writers echoed the premise of the Coyote chasing the Road Runner by having Bob unexpectedly insert himself into Bart's life and attempt to kill him. In each appearance thereafter, Bob has assumed the role on The Simpsons of an evil genius. Episodes in which he is a central character typically involve Sideshow Bob being released from prison and executing an elaborate revenge plan, usually foiled by Bart and Lisa. His plans often involve murder and destruction, usually targeted at Bart or, less often, Krusty.

 

Sideshow Bob shares some personality traits of Grammer's character Frasier Crane from the sitcoms Cheers and Frasier, and has been described as "Frasier pickled in arsenic". Several parallels have been explicitly drawn in The Simpsons between Bob and Frasier Crane Bob's brother Cecil and his father were played by David Hyde Pierce and John Mahoney respectively, echoing the roles they played in Frasier. Grammer, who based Bob's voice on that of actor Ellis Rabb, has been praised for his portrayals of the character. In 2006, he won an Emmy for Outstanding Voice-Over Performance for his work in the episode "The Italian Bob".

 

In the Italian Bob, after countless of attempts to kill Bart had failed, Sideshow Bob decided he needed a fresh start and headed off to Italy. After a rough start, the natives warm up to him after he helped them crush grapes into wine (using his enormous feet). After that, they elected him mayor of their tiny village. During that time, he no longer has any intention of killing Bart, and reveals he has a family of his own, his wife, Francesca and son Gino. They were unaware about his past life in America and thought he was a good man. That was until, an intoxicated Lisa exposed his past life in America to the enite town and the natives no longer want anymore involvement with him. He swore a personal vendetta against her and the Simpsons. Since then, his family, including Francesca and Gino had joined him on that personal vendetta against the Simpson family.

 

As of 2009, Bob has had speaking appearances in eleven episodes and been featured in ten; the most recent, "Funeral for a Fiend", aired during the nineteenth season. In addition to his recurring role in the series, Sideshow Bob has made several appearances in other Simpsons media. He appears in the Simpsons Comics, cameos in the 2007 video game The Simpsons Game, and stars as the main antagonist in The Simpsons Ride at Universal Studios' theme parks. Sideshow Bob is also known for his singing voice; several of Grammer's performances have been included in The Simpsons musical compilations.

 

In season 21, episode 22 ("The Bob Next Door"), a character named Walt Warren moves in next door to the Simpsons. Bart is suspicious of Walt's true identity, and comes to believe that he is none other than Sideshow Bob, escaped from prison and out to kill Bart. As it turns out, it is indeed Sideshow Bob, who has traded faces with his prison cellmate, Walt Warren. Walt Warren, who prison officials believe is Sideshow Bob, escapes from prison and helps to save Bart from Sideshow Bob.

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Sideshow Bob (Character)

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"The Simpsons: Brother from Another Series (#8.16)" (1997)

Lisa: Oh, it's hopeless. Utterly, utterly hopeless.

Sideshow Bob: Oh, I see. When it's one of *my* schemes you can't foil it fast enough, but when *Cecil* tries to kill you, "it's hopeless, utterly, utterly hopeless."

 

Sideshow Bob: You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five. What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college.

Cecil Terwilliger: I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.

 

Lisa: Um, do you know what you're doing?

Sideshow Bob: Lisa, you don't spend ten years as a homicidal maniac without learning a *few* things about dynamite.

 

Bart: [worried about Sideshow Bob being released on parole] If only you knew what he was thinking!

[in the car]

Sideshow Bob: [thinking] I hope they still make that shampoo I like.

 

Cecil Terwilliger: I forgot to mention, I'm planning to blow up the dam with you inside.

Sideshow Bob: Well, obviously!

 

Cecil Terwilliger: Now make yourself at home. Perhaps a glass of Bordeaux? I have the '82 Chateau Latour and a rather indifferent Rausan-Segla.

Sideshow Bob: I've been in prison, Cecil. I'll be happy just as long as it doesn't taste like orange drink fermented under a radiator.

Cecil Terwilliger: That would be the Latour, then.

 

Sideshow Bob: You do know I... used to have a...

[clears throat]

Sideshow Bob: problem... with trying to kill people?

Cecil Terwilliger: Goodness, I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears.

Sideshow Bob: Touche, Cecil.

 

Sideshow Bob: Wait a minute. This is all because I got to be Krusty's sidekick instead of you, isn't it?

Cecil Terwilliger: Off the record, yes. But officially, I did it for the money!

 

Sideshow Bob: I'm telling you Cecil, I can't take much more of this. Rustic workmen have turned the sani-john into a smoke house, coveralls that don't quite 'cover all', and a psychotic little boy who will not stop hounding me!

 

Sideshow Bob: You can't do this! I saved the children's lives! I'm a hero!

Cecil Terwilliger: [craftily] Tell them they'll live to regret this.

Sideshow Bob: You'll live to regret this!

[realizing]

Sideshow Bob: Oh, thanks a lot, now *I* look crazy.

[Cecil smiles smugly]

 

Cecil Terwilliger: Snigger all you like, Bob...

Sideshow Bob: Thank you, I believe I shall.

 

[trying to escape from Bob, Bart and Lisa run into the dam's turbine room]

Sideshow Bob: Be careful! There's hydroelectricity in there!

 

Krusty the Klown: [spotting Sideshow Bob at his prison concert] What have you been doing with yourself, Bob?

Sideshow Bob: Well, Krusty, as you may remember, after I tried to frame you for armed robbery, I tried to murder Selma Bouvier. Let's see... I rigged the mayoral elections, I tried to blow up Springfield with a nuclear device, and I tried to kill you.

Krusty the Klown: [nervous laugh] Oh, yeah.

Sideshow Bob: And, whenever I could find a spare moment, I've tried to murder Bart Simpson.

Bart: [watching on television] Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

[Bart runs out of the room in terror]

Homer: [calling after Bart] He said "tried"!

 

Sideshow Bob: [sharing a cell with Cecil] I'm older, I get the top bunk.

Cecil Terwilliger: Oh, poppycock, I called it at the arraignment.

[Bob pushes Cecil to the ground and lies on the bunk with a pleased smile]

Cecil Terwilliger: [standing up, he brushes himself off] So, when do they bring us the menus?

 

Sideshow Bob: Will you children stop tormenting me? I've done nothing wrong.

 

Sideshow Bob: Where did that come from? I've never seen that money before in my life.

 

Sideshow Bob: I told you. I'm not a criminal anymore. Do you want to know what I've been up to? Here's a clue for you, Jack! 500 tonnes of reinforced concrete!

[Bob punches the wall and it collapses, revealing nothing underneath]

 

"The Simpsons: Cape Feare (#5.2)" (1993)

Sideshow Bob: Now, Bart, any last requests?

Bart Simpson: [sees a sign that says "Springfield 15 Mi" pass behind Bob, decides to buy himself some time] Well, there was one, but... Naah, forget it.

Sideshow Bob: No, go on.

Bart Simpson: It's just that you have such a beautiful voice...

Sideshow Bob: Guilty as charged.

Bart Simpson: Uh huh. Anyway, I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of the "H.M.S. Pinafore".

Sideshow Bob: Very well, Bart. I shall send you to Heaven before I send you to hell. and a 1 and a 2 and

[singing]

Sideshow Bob: "We sail the ocean blue, and our saucy ship's a beauty. We are sober men and true, and attentive to our duty..."

[later]

Sideshow Bob: "I'm called Little Buttercup, poor Little Buttercup, thugh I could never tell why..."

[later]

Sideshow Bob: ..."What never?" "No never." "What never?" "Hardly ever!"

[with Bart]

Sideshow Bob, Bart Simpson: "he's hardly ever sick at sea..."

[later]

Sideshow Bob: "... For he himself has said it, and it's clearly to his credit, that he is an Englishman. He remai-hains ah-han Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh-hengLISHman!"

 

Police Chief Wiggum: You're under arrest, Sideshow Bob!

Sideshow Bob: BY LUCIFER'S BEARD!

Police Chief Wiggum: Uh... Yeah. It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel!

 

[after writing a death threat to Bart in blood, Bob starts writing another letter with his bleeding finger]

Sideshow Bob: "Dear 'Life in These United States,' a funny thing happened to me...?

[as his finger bleeds freely, he sways, woozy, and collapses onto the desk]

Snake: Use a pen, Sideshow Bob.

 

Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son!

Sideshow Bob: [menacing] Oh, I'll stay away from your son, all right! Stay away... FOREVER!

Homer: Oh, no!

Sideshow Bob: Wait a minute. That's no good.

[walks away, then runs back]

Sideshow Bob: Wait, I've got a good one now! Marge, say "stay away from my son" again.

Marge: No!

 

Blue-Haired Lawyer: What about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say die Bart die?

Sideshow Bob: No, that's German

[unveils tattoo]

Sideshow Bob: for 'The Bart The'.

Woman on Parole Board: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

 

Blue-Haired Lawyer: Robert, if released, would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson?

Sideshow Bob: Bart Simpson?

[chuckles]

Sideshow Bob: The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and sent me to this dank, urine-soaked hellhole?

Parole Board Officer: Uh, we object to the term "urine-soaked hellhole", when you could have said "pee-pee soaked heckhole."

Sideshow Bob: Cheerfully withdrawn.

 

Homer: Hey, kids! Want to drive through that cactus patch?

Bart: Yeah!

Lisa: Yeah!

Sideshow Bob: [underneath car] No!

Homer: Well, two against one!

[drives through cactus field]

Sideshow Bob: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

 

"The Simpsons: Black Widower (#3.21)" (1992)

[Sideshow Bob wins an Emmy in prison]

Sideshow Bob: This is one more Emmy than you'll ever win, you bantering jack-in-the-box!

Krusty the Clown: Just don't drop that thing in the shower, Bob!

Sideshow Bob: No-talent shill!

Krusty the Clown: Second banana!

Sideshow Bob: Panderer!

Krusty the Clown: Bore!

 

Sideshow Bob: Poor Selma, you were having such a lovely evening.

[singing]

Sideshow Bob: And then I went and spoiled it all by doing something stupid like explode you...

 

Homer Simpson: Gee, if some snot-nosed kid put me in jail, the first thing I'd do when I got out is find out where he lived, and tear him a new belly button!

[he mimes stabbing an imaginary kid with his steak knife]

Homer Simpson: Lousy snitch...

[jerks the knife upward]

Homer Simpson: YAAH!

[Bart chuckles nervously]

Sideshow Bob: [chuckling] Mr. Simpson, you are forgetting the first two noble truths of the Buddha.

Homer Simpson: I am not!

 

Sideshow Bob: I'll be back. You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever. And when they get in, I'm back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies!

[laughs maniacally]

 

Sideshow Bob: My best-laid plans have gang agley.

 

Sideshow Bob: But wait. If you saved Selma, why did the room explode?

Chief Wiggum: Oh, I'll field that one.

[flashback: Wiggum, Lou, Eddie, and Homer are all lighting up cigars outside the hotel room]

Chief Wiggum: [voice-over] Me and the boys were all celebrating a job well done, when I threw my match in the vicinity of the crime scene...

[explosion]

Chief Wiggum: Oh, right! The gas.

 

[Hearing about Bob's fantasies of murdering him]

Bart: Aye caramba!

Sideshow Bob: Bart, if I'd wanted to kill you, I'd have choked you like a chicken the moment I walked through that door...

[Everyone gasps]

Sideshow Bob: ...but then, what kind of guest would I have been?

[laughs]

 

"The Simpsons: Sideshow Bob Roberts (#6.5)" (1994)

Sideshow Bob: [Bob calls Birch Barlow's show during a prison riot] I am presently incarcerated, imprisoned for a crime I did not even commit. "Attempted murder," now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for "attempted chemistry?"

[ducks a flying sink]

Sideshow Bob: Oh really now, this is a personal call!

 

Sideshow Bob: Because you need me, Springfield. Your guilty conscience may move you to vote Democratic, but deep down you long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. That's why I did this, to save you from yourselves. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a city to run.

 

Bart: We want the truth.

Sideshow Bob: You can't handle the truth. No truth-handler, you. I deride your truth-handling abilities.

 

Sideshow Bob: No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

 

[after Bob's election, the Simpsons awake to find a wrecking crew outside their house]

Sideshow Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson, but your house is blocking construction of our new Matlock Expressway. Now, I am a fair man. You may have 72 hours to vacate. After which time, we will blow up your house and any remaining Simpsons.

 

Kent Brockman: Alright, let's go live to Bob headquarters now, for Mayor Terwilliger's victory speech.

Sideshow Bob: [approaches podium] Ahem. Heh, heh, heh. Hah, hah hah, hah hah!

[laughter grows progressively more maniacal]

Sideshow Bob: HA! HA HA HA HA HA! HAAA! HAAA! HAAA! HAAAA!

Kent Brockman: And just look how happy he is.

 

"The Simpsons: Funeral for a Fiend (#19.8)" (2007)

Sideshow Bob: Sideshow Bob, hoisted on his own petard.

Lisa Simpson: Actually, that's hoisted *by* his own petard.

Sideshow Bob: Oh, get a life.

 

Sideshow Bob: Come on, Wikipedia, you unwieldy behemoth!

 

Bart Simpson: Nice try, Sideshow Bob. But you didn't count on one thing.

Sideshow Bob: What's that?

Bart Simpson: You stink like my butt! Take him away, boys.

Sideshow Bob: Why must I feed him straight lines?

 

Sideshow Bob: I snuck into America amidst a bunch of undocumented Canadian comedy writers for The Jimmy Kimmel Show... whatever that is.

 

Sideshow Bob: Zeus's Pimples!

 

"The Simpsons: The Great Louse Detective (#14.6)" (2002)

[Chief Wiggum reveals Sideshow Bob as the criminal who will help catch whomever wants Homer dead]

Lisa Simpson, Bart Simpson: Ahhh! Sideshow Bob!

Sideshow Bob: Oh, come now. We've been through so much. Just call me Bob.

Lisa Simpson, Bart Simpson: Ahhh! Bob!

 

Sideshow Bob: Homer, how can one man have so many enemies?

Homer: I'm a people person... who drinks.

 

[Sideshowbob is helping Homer, who has just been elected king of Mardi Gras, find his attempted killer]

Sideshow Bob: Homer it's a trap. You only won because someone filled the poll with these.

[shows votes with all the same handwriting]

Homer: Nevertheless, the people have spoken.

 

Bart, Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob!

Sideshow Bob: Please, we've been through so much together. Call me Bob.

Bart, Lisa: Aah! Bob!

 

Sideshow Bob: [to Bart, outside the Simpson house at the end of the episode] We will meet again.

 

"The Simpsons: Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming (#7.9)" (1995)

[appearing on the stadium television]

Sideshow Bob: Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all the big noises and shiny things. But something's been troubling me lately: television! Wouldn't our lives be so much richer if television were done away with?

Moe: What?

Dr. Hibbert: Surely he's not talking about VH-1.

Sideshow Bob: Why, we could revive the lost arts of conversation and scrimshaw. Therefore I submit to you, we abolish television, permanently!

Homer Simpson: Go back to Massachusetts, pinko!

Sideshow Bob: Oh, and one more thing: I've stolen a nuclear weapon. If you do not rid this city of television in two hours, I will detonate it. Farewell.

[Bob cuts the link. People start to panic, then Bob reappears]

Sideshow Bob: By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it, so don't bother pointing that out.

 

[reading from a bomb's casing]

Sideshow Bob: "Best before November 1959." Dammit, Bob. There were plenty of brand new bombs, but you had to go for that retro 50s charm.

 

Sideshow Bob: [after his demands are met] Yes. They're giving in.

[pause]

Sideshow Bob: Blast. I should've made more demands. Like some tasty marmalade... Well, maybe next time...

 

Sideshow Bob: Well, if it isn't my arch-nemesis, Bart Simpson. And his sister, Lisa, to whom I'm fairly indifferent.

 

Sideshow Bob: [high-pitched] All of Springfield trembles before the might of Sideshow Bob...! Blasted helium!

 

"The Simpsons: Day of the Jackanapes (#12.13)" (2001)

Sideshow Bob: [at his parole meeting] Your Honor, my incarceration is cruel and unusual punishment. First, my prison-issued shower sandals are grossly undersized

[lifts one of his famous meter-long feet onto the table, the sole of which is mold-encrusted save for an incredibly small shower sandal]

Sideshow Bob: . Secondly, the prison book club consists mainly of prisoners who club *me* with books.

[pulls up shirt, reveals series of angry, red, rectangular bruises]

Sideshow Bob: These are from the new Tom Clancy. Although I must say it's less painful than reading him. Am I right, folks?

 

[Sideshow Bob is trying to hypnotise Bart]

Sideshow Bob: You are in my power.

Bart Simpson: I am at your command.

Sideshow Bob: I didn't say anything about command. If you are in my power, say so.

Bart Simpson: I am in your power.

Sideshow Bob: Excellent! Actually, go back to command. No... power, power!

 

Sideshow Bob: [At his parole meeting] Your Honor, my incarceration is cruel and unusual punishment. First, my prison-issued shower sandals are grossly undersized

[lifts one of his famous meter-long feet onto the table, the sole of which is mold-encrusted save for an incredibly small shower sandal]

Sideshow Bob: . Secondly, the prison book club consists mainly of prisoners who club *me* with books.

[pulls up shirt, reveals series of angry, red, rectangular bruises]

Sideshow Bob: These are from the new Tom Clancy. Although I must say it's less painful than reading him. Am I right, folks?

 

Sideshow Bob: Rakes, my arch enemy.

Bart: I thought I was your arch enemy.

Sideshow Bob: I have a life outside you, Bart.

 

Sideshow Bob: [hypnotizing Bart] You are in my power.

Bart: [in a hypnotic voice] I am at your command.

Sideshow Bob: I didn't say anything about command. If you are in my power, say so.

Bart: I am in your power.

Sideshow Bob: That's better. No, go back to command. I like that better.

 

"The Simpsons: Krusty Gets Busted (#1.12)" (1990)

Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't commit that robbery! Sideshow Bob framed him! And I have proof!

[He grabs a comedy mallet and brings it down hard on the end of Bob's clown shoe]

Sideshow Bob: OW, MY FOOT, YOU LOUSY, STUPID, CLUMSY...!

[He hops around, clutching his foot. The children recognize the voice and words of the armed robber from the surveillance video, and gasp]

Bart: Krusty wore big, floppy shoes, but he's got little feet like all good-hearted people.

[He slams the mallet down on Bob's other foot, and Bob yells and falls down. Bart pulls off his shoe]

Bart: But Sideshow Bob really filled his shoes with big, ugly feet!

 

Sideshow Bob: [carted away to jail] Treat kids like equals! They're people too! They're smarter than you think! They were smart enough to catch me!

 

"The Simpsons: The Bob Next Door (#21.22)" (2010)

Sideshow Bob: I can stand in one state, fire a gun in the second state, the bullet will travel through the third, hitting you in the fourth, so you'll fall down dead in the fifth! No single act is against any law, but their sum total is the greatest murder since Snape killed Dumbledore!

Bart Simpson: Oh, I haven't gotten to that part yet!

Sideshow Bob: It's a four-year-old book.

Bart Simpson: I'm a slow reader.

Sideshow Bob: A fitting epitaph.

 

[Sideshow Bob/Walt Warren drives by the baseball stadium]

Bart Simpson: Uh, you missed the turnoff, Mr. Warren.

Sideshow Bob: You don't have to call me Mr. Warren anymore. You see, Bart, you were right all along.

[Sideshow Bob kicks off his shoes to let his feet unfold]

Sideshow Bob: I am Sideshow Bob!

[Bart screams while Sideshow Bob maniacally laughs]

Sideshow Bob: And now I am free to sing all the Gilbert and Sullivan I damn well please!

[pulls and unfolds an Oriental fan out of a glove compartment full of knives, shurikens and grenades]

Sideshow Bob: [singing] Behold the Lord High Executioner, A personage of noble rank and title.

[Bart collapses into his seat in horror as Sideshow Bob continues singing]

 

The Simpsons Ride (2008)

Sideshow Bob: You've foiled my plans for the last time!

Bart Simpson: You soiled your pants for the last time?

 

"The Simpsons: Wedding for Disaster (#20.15)" (2009)

Bart Simpson: So, did you take any breaks yesterday, like, to kidnap our father?

Krusty The Clown: Impossible. He was with me the whole day. We watched the special edition DVD of House Of Sand And Fog, then slept together for warmth, got up, had a little nosh, watched the DVD again with the director's commentary.

Sideshow Bob: The director was an ass.

 

"The Simpsons: Blazed and Confused (#26.7)" (2014)

Mr. Lassen: [as a prison guard] All right you maggots! Lights out! You too, you degenerate freak!

[to Sideshow Bob, who has a dartboard with Bart's face; Lassen sees it]

Mr. Lassen: You hate him too?

Sideshow Bob: With every fiber of what's left of my being.

Mr. Lassen: We should team up. I can get you out of here.

Sideshow Bob: A partnership. Who gets to gut him like a pot-bellied salmon?

Mr. Lassen: I assumed we would take turns.

Sideshow Bob: No deal!

 

"The Simpsons: At Long Last Leave (#23.14)" (2012)

Sideshow Bob: I believe you know my position.

 

The Simpsons Game (2007) (VG)

Bart Simpson: It's Sideshow Bob!

Sideshow Bob: Don't bother crying out in terror. In space no one can hear you scream.

Bart Simpson: We're not in space.

Sideshow Bob: Well, we are on a spaceship.

Homer Simpson: Not the same thing.